I stepped into my own poop. I tried to behave as normal as possible. I thought about shaking it out at once,
before Jeehey saw me and my poop on my paw. My own poop. Such a disgrace. I would never tell other doggie friends. That will surely bring shame to one with such a status as me. But by no means, don't get me wrong. I love poops.They are so versatile. I use poops to disguise myself :
Deer poop, which is also my top notch doggie snack, and bird poop. Liquid bird poops are the best to conceal my own sent,
which will help me to be a better hunter/protector. But mere Jeehey never understands this underlying cause,
putting me into the punishment of doggie bath if she notices
(which, if I applied the poop correctly, is inevitable)
It happened every time.
To escape another bath time, I decided to carry myself as if nothing had happened. I thought my trick worked so marvelously, until we got home. She put me outside. Then ordered Cisco to carry me upstaris. Oh...no...another bath.
Paw against bath, Quemul |
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