Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Poop and Me


I stepped into my own poop. I tried to behave as normal as possible. 
I thought about shaking it out at once, 
before Jeehey saw me and my poop on my paw. 
My own poop. Such a disgrace. I would never tell other doggie friends. 
That will surely bring shame to one with such a status as me.
But by no means, don't get me wrong. I love poops.They are so versatile. 
I use poops to disguise myself : 
Deer poop, which is also my top notch doggie snack, and bird poop. 
Liquid bird poops are the best to conceal my own sent, 
which will help me to be a better hunter/protector.
But mere Jeehey never understands this underlying cause, 
putting me into the punishment of doggie bath if she notices 
(which, if I applied the poop correctly, is inevitable) 
It happened every time.

To escape another bath time, I decided to carry myself as if nothing had happened.
I thought my trick worked so marvelously, until we got home.
She put me outside. Then ordered Cisco to carry me upstaris.
Oh...no...another bath.

Paw against bath,
Quemul


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